Here’s 10 things that you might have missed from the world of football this week, proving that it really is a funny old game, including Pep Guardiola letting slip where his heart really lies, and some ballsy mind games ahead of the Merseyside derby. Ready? Let’s go…

Play On Playa – After failing to register a single professional appearance over his career thus far, it looks like Bernio Verhagen may finally have been found out...

Samba Slosh-Fest – Would you believe that Robinho was playing in this match? We kid you not... Hekimoğlu v Başakşehir in the Turkish cup. Remember this next time the ref threatens to call off your match.

Wham, Bam, Boo – Imagine taking a lunging two footer with these on? No thanks.

Throw It All Away – He came so close to saving it with that last-ditch slide though.

Freudian Pep – The pressure of the title chase is clearly getting to Guardiola, as he dreams of better times in Germany...

Quick Feet – Is there such a thing as being too quick of feet? Probably, but this guy is just crap.

Real Hijinks – Yeah, don't think Messi will cry too much as he's cradling his six Balon d'Or trophies. Still funny though.

A True Gini – Just don't rub his lamp, whatever you do.

Champagne Charlie – Don't give up your day job. Oh wait, that was your day job...

What A Load Of B******s – Merseyside mind games on derby day. Nothing else like it.

It's A Knockout – Ending with a tidy little competition that we're running on Twitter ahead of the Anthony Joshua fight. Gives you the chance to get your hands on an exclusive FUT kit designed by Joshua himself, which is available in game until tonight at 6pm.

And that's your lot. Close enough to 10.