From mis-kicks to motor-boating, the beautiful game has kept us on our toes this week. In amongst the action on the pitch here are ten things you may have missed this week from the world of football. Starting off with Roy Keane and how to not be the focus of his scathing, yet accurate, criticism…
Hart Attack – Good tactic this from the former England stopper. One step safer than avoiding all eye contact.
Not Too Keane – Absolutely terrifying. Even more terrifying if Keane is filming it himself.
Ole Powers – United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer attempts to manoeuvre the club out of yet another awkward position. Ole at the wheel? Honeymoon period has gone and he's about to jackknife horribly into the central reservation.
Will I An – Chelsea's Brazilian midfielder showing what a nice bloke he is by playing keep uppys with a young fan. More touches on the ball than he's had in the past month.
Norfolk 'n Chance – Norwich fans doing their best to make Carrow Road an intimidating fortress. With promotion to the Premier League all but assured, they must be doing something right... Still prefer getting Delia Smith beer-ed right up.
Friends In Chains – Jase Stokes fought the law and the law won. Fortunately, he was mates with Birmingham bagsman Che Adams, and he still got a photo with him.
The "Tim" Effect – Sometimes you just can't explain football. Sometimes it's just best to just sit down, relax, put on your favourite gilet and enjoy the ride.
After You – The Champions League is a distraction when you've got to concentrate on qualifying for the Champions League isn't it? Vicious circle this football lark.
PAOKing Hell – Bit like Carrow Road, only with much more fire.
Motor Boating – Gonzalo Higuain sure knows how to celebrate a goal. Not sure how much choice he had about it, mind...
Taking The Miss – Cheeky penalty? No. This is a botched Panenka and the man responsible should never take another in his life. Would he do that if Roy Keane was his gaffer?
Playing The Ball – Note to self: Don't try to block Kermit Romeo Erasmus taking a quick free kick. Kermit may sound like a friendly name, but this frog bites.
And that's your lot. Do more stupid stuff, but make sure you're recording it so we can use it next week, yeah?
