How much Zlatan is too much Zlatan? That’s a question we dare not answer. But it's one you might in 10 things you might have missed this week. Our weekly recap of wtfootball also includes Arsenal signing a world cup winner, Fred the Red on a mad one, and one of the best free kicks you’ll see all season. Ready? Only one place to start…
Simply The Best – It's Zlatan's world. Carlos Vela is merely one of us inferior beings that the big man allows to live in it.
Out of this World – Only one Zlatan in this Galaxy.
Waterfall – Or maybe there is a second Zlatan who walks round getting triggered by cricket fans who disrespect water fountains?
Mezut Rapinoe – Ozil taking the FaceApp craze to the next level.
Stranger Griez – Has anyone else ever been compared to Antoine Griezmann and Daniel Sturridge's dog in the same week?
Kant Take The Heat – N'golo all over it like a fab-u-lous rash.
Thiago Alacan-touch-this – Like velcro.
Fred Card – The last thing you need after another season of failing to get out of the Championship is a giant unblinking serial killer Red Devil called Fred reminding you that you're off to Luton Town next season.
Away Daze – They should offer Peter Jones £150k-a-week to play centre half for them. Or Deborah Meaden. Either would be an upgrade on Mustafi.
Absolute Bins – Armani Little has absolutely no time for your two man wall.
Yep, that's your lot. See you next week.
