The modern game is so much more than just 90 minutes on the pitch. To prove it, here’s 10 things that you might have missed from the world of football this week, like James Milner inviting anyone listening on social media to perform a lewd act on his teammates, and Hugh Jackman becoming a Jurgen Klopp look-a-like. Yep, football's weird these days...
You Don't Lose It – Francesco Totti emphasising the fact that class is permanent while destroying the opposition down his local astro.
Jack The Lad – Got to get a "Why Always Me?" t-shirt for Declan Rice...
Taking A Dip – Bobby Firmino asked fellow Brazilian Alisson to be present for his baptism. We're assuming it's just incase he needed saving...
Excellent Ecuador – What a way to reveal a new crest. Hats off to whoever produced this.
Logan Klopp – Hugh Jackman getting ready for his role as Jurgen Klopp in "Liverpool FC: The Movie". The one where they throw away a 15 point lead and Man City clinch the title on the final day...
Barca Banger – A lightening bolt from the boot of Zeus himself. Absolute rocket.
What's The Mata – Let's all just take a moment to appreciate the sublime touch of a magician at work. Touché Juan Mata. Let's also ignore the fact the person behind the camera has 89 minutes of boring, useless film on their phone and not much memory of actually watching the game live. Will never understand those people. Nice vid though, almost worth it.
Tap In – Open goal and all he had to do was roll it in. From the halfway line.
Shower Your Love On Me – Grammar, the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. Or in this case the difference between a friendly enthusiastic message or...
Gunner Groom – Every man with a wedding approaching, the benchmark has been set.
Have One On Me, Lads – Touching one, this. Football is such a powerful force, and its influence should never be underestimated.
And that's your lot. Have a great weekend...
