A week is a long time in football. Especially in this day and age. Remember when you'd see the results on teletext and switch off until next weekend? Luckily, sometime around 2006 God invented Twitter and everything became more fun. A 24/7 football world is a mad one. Here's some weird stuff you might have missed this week...
Sun, Sea and Strikers – Can never accuse the big man of not having much going on upstairs.
Bring On The Subs – The new Nike Anti-Clog advert is decent isn't it? View the full collection at prodirectsoccer.com
Running Down The Wing – Chasing titles, and eggs apparently.
Legend – Classic Crouchy, typically sharp.
Brave or Stupid? – You can guess which orifice and at which angle Gattuso inserted that cup into the waiter. For the record, we're going anus + handle first.
Fucough – If a scenario summed up Man United's season.
Narr Then – Meet the most Sheffield man in the world.
Bosses – Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Tom Davies are New York Fashion Week.
Super Sub – When Dave from the pub pulls out of five-a-side last minute 'cos he's working late so you get Kaka in to replace him.
The Cheek – Mate, it's Kaka.
The Sheer Disrespect – Mate, it's KAKA!
That'll do. Make sure you do some more dumb stuff over the weekend so we can do this all over again next week, yeah?
